This is the most under-appreciated continuity in the entire Pirates of the Caribbean film-series.
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Small child: 1; Lady: 0
Artist: Needs Headphones
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
The back of my head is tingling.OMG EVERYONE GO GET UR HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO THIS. IT’S ACTUALLY SO COOL. BUT U NEED HEADPHONES FOR IT TO WORK
HOLY SHIT. THE WHISPER AT THE END.
BAG ON THE HEAD OMG.
HOLY SHIT WHY HAVENT I EVER SEEN THIS ON MY DASH IT IS INCREDIBLE OMG
THIS IS FUKCING AMAZING IM NOT OKAY OMG IT SOUNDS SO REAL I COVERED MY EYES AND OMG
THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR SWEET BABY JESUS
yES THIS IS FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH
YES YES YES
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH ITS BACK
WHEN HE WHISPERED I FEEL LIKE I FELT HIS BREATH ON MY EAR SWEET JESUS
ONFG THAT WAS THE MOST MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE LIKE WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK? HOWEVER DID THIS IS A FUCKING GENIUS!
they should make scary stories like this.
does hannibal even eat anything except people like does he know how nachos taste like
Little Mix - How Ya Doin’?
I want to live inside this music video. I want to believe that the members of Little Mix spend their time in small brightly-colored individual cube-rooms dancing and rolling their eyes, whenever they are not dancing and rolling their eyes around their shared bedroom with its huge pink bed and shared yellow walk-in closet, doing their makeup together, before going to the club that is attached to their house, and never once answering their shared landline. Missy Elliot shows up sometimes and everyone has really great hair. I think that’s probably what heaven is like.
This is all kind of like the Spice Bus, with its tiny themed areas for each Spice Girl, or the Beatles in A Hard Day’s Night, when they all go into neighboring adjacent modest houses but then the camera cuts to the interior and it’s just one huge, incredibly weird house that they all live in together. Actually, what I think we can learn from these three examples is that this is perhaps the ultimate and most perfect way for humans to live. Together, singing, everything is themed, and everyone is best friends. Does anybody wanna start a commune with me?
I am being very serious when I say this is a beautiful utopia of friendship. I would say more serious things about this video, instead of just weird ramblings, but I think the whole point of this video is that it is so, so full of sassiness and friendship and joy, and that’s what matters.
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